What It Is

Jeff Foxworthy defines "redneck" as "a complete lack of sophistication. Maybe not all the time, but I guarantee that at some time in your life, you have been a redneck."

Some of us more than others.

Being a redneck does not always mean doing dumbass stunts, and doing dumbass stunts does not make you a redneck, but hey, it's pretty unsophisticated when you use upended two-by-fours as jackstands for your truck and don't stop to worry about the possible consequences. Being a redneck doesn't mean you're poor, nor do you need to be trailer trash. But if you grew up in a single-wide practicing your baseball pitches with rocks on your dad's empties, you might be a redneck.

Not every redneck drinks. But a lot of us do. Not because we're alcoholics, but because it's social. We're not all stupid, nor are we all Southern. We do, however, do what it takes to get it done (whatever that is) and don't give a rat's ass about what you think of how we did it.

This is for those of you who need new ideas on how to solve your problems the redneck way.

This is for those of you who are wondering if you might be a redneck.

This is to share your daily redneck moments, no matter who you are. I know high-class, college-educated people who have a redneck moment almost every few weeks and aren't scared to admit it. I also know a four-year-old who wolfs down Thanksgiving dinner so he can go "Blow shit up" out back with his daddy.

Redneck Woman

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Rest in peace

I have just learned that my friend Don Henderson's mother died this past Sunday, February 10th. I ask that he and his family be in your thoughts, prayers, and whatever else all ya'll do to try to will something to happen. He will be taking a break from posting his vector artwork as arrangements are made and mourning is done. I encourage you to check out his art at that link, you'll be blown away.

Now, I'm not really that into the Bible and religion and all that as a literal truth, but I do find that the cultural effects of religion, even if it's over a false idol, can be very beneficial. Just because I'm not convinced about God and Jesus does not mean that I don't try to live by the 10 commandments, or I won't recite the Lord's Prayer before emarking on a particularly risky activity. Even if there's nothing on the other side of this life, you can still be a better overall person on this side by listening to parts of what the Bible says. Just because there may not be an actual God or He may not grant what you ask for does not mean that it won't help you get through a trying time by unloading your issues on Him and asking for help. You could be suprised how often help does come in one form or another. It's up to you to decide where that help came from. Just knowing that many people are united in support of you can work wonders. So with that in mind, let me offer this.

Lord, we ask that you accept Mrs. Henderson into an eternal life in Your kingdom. And please be with all of the people that have been touched by her passing, but were touched even more by her life. We did not know her, but if her son is any indication, she was a good mother and a good woman. Thank you for helping her through her recent surgery and giving her that much more time with the people she cared about. Now that you have called Mrs. Henderson to be with You among the blessed and the righteous, though all the people she touched are saddened, please give them closure and the strength to carry on.

Rest in peace, Mrs. Henderson. You will be missed.
Amen.